Okay...so I kinda took this one from Jeff Foxworthy, but it is worth it!  Hope you enjoy!

Jeff Foxworthy's YOU MIGHT BE A SCHOOL EMPLOYEE IF.....

1. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off."
2. It is difficult to name your own child, because there's no name you can come up with doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered.
3. You can tell if it's a full moon or if it is going to rain, snow, hail... or anything else, without ever looking outside.
4. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior.
5. You have no social life between August and June.
6. You think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
7. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge".
8. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
9. You can't imagine how the ACLU could think that covering you student's chair with Velcro, and then requiring that uniforms be made our of corresponding Velcro material could ever be misunderstood by the public.
10. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
11. You would choose a mammogram over a parent conference.
12. You think someone should invent antibacterial pencils and crayons....and desks and chairs for that matter.
13. The words, "I have college debt for this?" have ever come out of your mouth.

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